The Blind Bra of Justice

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In a shocking announcement on the White House lawn today, President Obama announced that the Justice Department's traditional symbol of the blind statue holding the balance would be replaced by the Blind Bra Of Justice. It was Oprah Winfrey's idea, of course, because she is the sinister mastermind behind all that Obama does. It is even rumored that it is OPRAH'S own bra that will kept in the lobby of the Supreme Court Building in a glass case and guarded by Indiana Jones and Nicholas Cage, respectively, to represent fairness in government. I guess the origin of the idea for the symbol stems from millions of Oprah's viewers complaining to her how men seem to favor one of their breasts over the other due to size, softness, etc. Many of these women, in an effort to make both breasts equal, have resorted to implants measured in exact identical characteristics. So it is that the red states shall be treated just as the blue states. Tacos will be shown no favor over burritos. Women are equal to men. Any opposites for comparison will be treated as two identical breasts in one bra. The only exception, of course, is that the administration has been blatant about its desire for people to wear WHITE COTTON BRIEFS to show their unity and enthusiasm for the renewal and recovery of this great nation.

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Oprah Winfrey Has Tomato Breast Implants?

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Here we see Oprah Winfrey revealing to the world that she does, indeed, have tomatoes for breast implants. This seems proof to me that Oprah does indeed support the multi-cultural integration of the United States with the Latin American world through creating a new national language that uses the symbolic, communicative power of Mexican food! Tell me, what are better than tomatoes to put on your taco? Oh, they are so ripe and delicious, so wet and tasty upon your tongue. Unfortunately, at many taco fast food restaurants they actually make you pay EXTRA TO HAVE TOMATOES PUT ON YOUR TACO! That will indeed stop now with Oprah Winfrey in charge of the SECRET SALSA GOVERNMENT. From behind the scenes Oprah will have the appropriate puppet leaders of government installed and marionette-like managers of Mexican restaurants to insure that tomatoes come STANDARD in your tacos!

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Oprah Winfrey Taco Conspiracy Cult

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I know there are those who fear that Oprah Winfrey is the powerful force behind Barack Obama's rise to power. I am not here to alleviate those fears but to exacerbate them because I have it on good authority that Oprah Winfrey has conspired with hidden powers within the Mexican government to slowly integrate "taco symbology" into all of the U.S.'s landmarks, monuments and popular culture. Here you see the start of this insidious plan as a taco is seen placed in a prominent spot above the front pillars of the U.S. Supreme Court Building.

As I have said before, the threat of chaos coming across our borders more and more from Mexico is something that President Obama will have to deal with and something that Oprah Winfrey, through her book club network, has helped to finance. Her intent is to help the Mexican drug cartels get marijuana across the border to get Americans in the state of mind where they will actually join Oprah's cult, inspired by her new spiritual mentor, Eckhart Tolle It's my position that even though I recognize the infiltration of Mexican people and Latino culture taking a more and more dominant role in American life, I think the culture, people and food should be embraced and not feared. So is there an "Oprah Winfrey Taco Conspiracy"? Yes, and I wholeheartedly support it!

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