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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Wind Turbines And Increased Sexual Freedom In the American Southwest

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wind turbines and homosexualityOil man, T. Boone Pickens, has been making alot of commercials where he talks about his big wind farm and how we as a country can harness wind as a major source of energy in the upcoming years. Alot of what I was thinking when I made my painting, "The Gay Green Energy Of Frankengore" was about the powers of the wind but in a more metaphorical way as in letting the wind take me wherever it pleased, anywhere I could be free and bonding with other men is fine with me! Now that Al Gore has announced that once he becomes "Secretary of Taco Ingredient Farming" and that Mexican food will play a major role in making our planet greener, many men-- and I just may become one of them-- are bound to flock down to the American Southwest to work on the tomato, lettuce and jalapeno farms to get good government jobs that have health benefits. We will get to work with our male Mexican neighbors in creating a greener economy, making us not only free from oil but also free from any of society's restrictions on sexual orientation and the so-called "laws" governing who or what a male American should engage in intimate relationships with. It is the touch of the wind on your skin while working on a hot jalapeno farm sometimes that finally frees a man from the prison he has lived in that told him he should never admire the body of another man. Once these American males get down there close to the border and they start to work together in their underwear, as Al Gore said he would have them do, all bets will be off and the wind blowing from nearby wind turbine farms will be enough to finally make many males realize they have been missing out on so much multi-cultural pleasure. Now that's "Change (in orientation) You Can Believe In" indeed!

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Mexicans And Americans Work Together In Underwear To Fill The Gas Tank Of A Tractor

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mexican american workers in their underwearThere is no longer any shame in hanging out in one's underwear with other men. There should be no embarassment involved if a group of men desire to hang out at the beach or on the tomato and lettuce farms together, wearing nothing but their underwears as they work up a sweat and admire one another's physiques. Alot of hard work needs to be done to save the planet and to get this green economy rolling. Much of it is very hard labor in the lettuce, tomato and jalapeno fields for the cause of growing only the finest ingredients for Mexican food. The tiresome labor has a risk of causing a decline in male worker morale and that is why, though they might not reveal it openly, the Obama administration is in full support of male workers forming loving physical bonds with one another. Secretary of Taco Ingredient Farming, Al Gore, realizes that many straight, macho American and Mexican men might be reluctant to engage in same-sex affairs with their co-workers at first and that is why men will be allowed to work in their underwear so as to initiate a certain sense of freedom and a gradual lusting for one another's bodies as the work gets tougher and the bodies get harder and the skin gets wetter and wetter under a hot taco sun. Men will find that they will gravitate toward one another naturally, American and Mexican men will not only feel better about their work environment by engaging in physical recreation with one another, but they will also be working toward the goal of multi-cultural unity. The energy gained from these intimate male worker relationships is not only clean but, it can also, if hooked up to and ran through the appropriate hose, often fill up the entire gas tank of a tractor to be used in the jalapeno fields.

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Al Gore's "Taco Ingredient Farms" And the Advancement Of Multi-Cultural Male Unity

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mexican american gay tomato field workersIt's no secret that many of the green jobs that Al Gore has promised to provide Americans with once he is appointed "Secretary of Taco Ingredient Farming" by Obama will be the wonderful jobs on the tomato and lettuce farms near the Mexican border in the American Southwest. Since Al Gore fully understands the symbolism of a taco he will make sure that only the finest workers will be sent to these farms where the important taco ingredients of tomatoes and lettuce are grown. Here is where Mexican and American workers will serve the American-Mexican Union hand-in-hand, working together to renew the future of both countries. There will be many hot days but the nights will be full of bliss as many green-minded American men may find themselves bonding with some wonderful, hairy-chested, muscular Mexican farm workers. After filling their tummies with the clean energy they receive from eating tacos filled with fresh lettuce and ripe tomatoes all day, it will be time to engage in certain pleasurable "acts of unity" that will be bound to create the needed tension and friction to run a generator at night to keep the lights on over the fields so that workers can pick tomatoes and lettuce around the clock. It won't be easy work but the benefits will be immeasurable as American and Mexican men learn to love one another in ways which some of them may never have before dreamed of.

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Obama Has Some Mexicans Doing The "Two Taco Tango"

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obama makes mexican happyWhen Obama was slowly drowning Hillary Clinton in his "Hot Sauce of Hope" during the Democratic primaries, there were some people in Mexico who were very happy. They hadn't in their wildest dreams believed that a fellow minority member would ever have a prayer of being President of the United States. They figured that Obama would be much more relaxed on immigration laws, especially after hearing that he supported allowing illegal immigrants to have drivers licenses. Once Obama was elected they figured they could hop right across the border, get a license and start driving a cab or working to deliver nachos, tacos and burritos to all the best Mexican restaurants in this great country of ours. Some of them were so happy, in fact, that they started doing the "Two Taco Tango," dancing all about the place with one taco in the right hand to represent the right-wing policies that want to keep their right foot south of the border; and they held another taco in the LEFT hand to represent Obama's believed "far left" wing views which would allow their left foot, along with their right foot, of course, into the United States. Incidentally, the taco in the left hand also includes a healthy, generous spoonful of sour cream to represent all the white folks whose jobs they are going to take. Hahahaaa.

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