John "McCrypt" McCain Wears A Skeleton Suit And Refuses To Eat The Sugar Skulls Of Sweet Change

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During the 2008 election campaign I often imagined John McCain, not in his underwear, but in a multi-colored skeleton suit. I think this has something to do with his advanced age and the fact that he seemed like such a "downer." he seemed like such a "buzz kill" who wanted to deflate the balloon of all the optimistic idealism of so many voters who wanted Obama to win so badly. I mean, really. Who could be so dead inside to actually vote against Obama? Why must the Republicans try to be "party poopers" and hold fast to their dead, out-dated ideas that have already failed? I heard someone else refer to John McCain as "John McCrypt," alluding to his oldness in both body and mind, and it made me imagine him standing in the doorway of his own crypt, just standing there doing nothing while the sweet, tasty sugar skulls of hope and change sit right next to him. Why can't John McCain just take a bite out of the sugar skulls and take the skeleton suit off, leave his crypt and have fun with rest of us Americans who support our new President?

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Is Peyton Manning A Republican?

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Here Indianapolis Colts quarterback, Peyton Manning, is seen hanging out with Senator John McCain. Does this mean that Manning is a Republican and that he voted for McCain this past November? I'm not certain but it wouldn't surprise me if most, if not nearly all, white quarterbacks in the NFL voted for John McCain. I know that New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, was invited by George Bush to be present at one of his State of the Union addresses, so it makes me wonder if there is a tendency amongst white NFL quarterbacks to vote Republican. I can see how alot of the high-paid QB's in the NFL might be afraid of the Bush tax cuts for the rich that Obama intends to let expire. Alot of them also strike me as the macho types who hold conservative values and don't care a whole lot for gay people or for being nice to people they consider weaker than them. Peyton Manning went to college in Tennessee which is a red state. His home state is Louisianna which also went red so how ironic, then, that he has to wear a BLUE Colts uniform and play in Indiana which is now a blue state too!

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Quarterback John McCain Stands Frozen As He Gets Sacked By Obama's 365 Electoral Votes

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The states of Hawaii and Alaska surround Senator John McCain as he stands in his skeleton suit holding a football in each hand. The game of football and the ball it uses are a repeated theme in my art. I like to use footballs to represent some sort of action or motion, to signify some sort of progress toward a goal. John McCain is seen here holding a football in each hand, which to me symbolizes stagnation. Each football cancels the other out; one makes the other indecisive. McCain doesn't know which ball to throw, let alone which receiver to throw it to. This also represents McCain's connection to George Bush during the 2008 election in that he never did represent change. He wanted America to be stuck in basically the same policies as the previous administration which is why you see him standing there frozen and about to get sacked by Obama's 365 electoral votes!

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The Magic Electric Skeleton of Senator John McCrypt

While this is my painting to commemorate Barack Obama's 365-173 electoral college vote victory over Senator John McCain, I also wanted to pay tribute to John McCain and thank him for being such an integral part of one of the most exciting, interesting elections in my lifetime. All through the campaign I was constantly amazed and impressed by how TOUGH John McCain is and I imagined that he must have some sort of magic electric skeleton inside of his body, perhaps something they imbedded him with during his POW days during the Vietnam War. I guess I imagined it was sort of like that superhero character, Wolverine, who had adamantium bonded to his skeleton, only with John McCain it was some unknown, alien metal from outer space. This metal was recovered by the Viet Kong during a secret expedition underneath an Aztec pyramid in Mexico. . . . .. . . .. . . click here to read more

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John McCain Is "Wrinkly"

Hahahahaa, I've got a new respect for Paris Hilton after seeing her response to John McCain's ad comparing Barack Obama to "vacuous" celebrites like her and Britney Spears. Paris perhaps showed that she's not so "vacuous" after all in her funny reponse ad to McCain's juvenile campaign tactics. She also showed that she is pretty funny by referring to McCain as a "wrinkly white-haired guy". She mentioned "white haired," "wrinkly" and referred to McCain as being from the "olden days," all without calling him actually OLD which I thought was charming.

I personally don't like the idea of making fun of McCain's age, mainly because he is one TOUGH guy. I can only hope that I'm as energetic and productive as he is at the age of 71. I guess I just get the giggles at hearing the word "wrinkly". Just like I start to giggle when I hear the words "underwear" or "naked". Hahahahahaa. We've all seen Paris naked but let's hope we never have to see McCain nude because that would surely take the word "WRINKLY" to a whole new level.

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