Bill Clinton In White Cotton Briefs Gives Speech In Favor Of Lettuce

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Here is pictured former president Bill Clinton in a clean, fresh pair of white cotton briefs which were given to him by Barack Obama after he clinched the Democratic nomination. It is well-known that Bill was bitter about Hillary's defeat and Obama had to give him this gift of "a change in underwear we can believe in" in order to get him to campaign for him during the General Election. This was also during a time when tomatoes were thought to be tainted with salmonella in the summer of '08, and when our political leaders in Washington were encouraging Americans to just put more LETTUCE on their tacos to make up for lack of tomatoes and to keep up the nation's morale during this terrible time. Bill Clinton is seen here making a speech in favor of lettuce as he says to his listeners, "Lettuce not be upset at the lack of tomatoes in our tacos. Lettuce instead come together and rally around this head of lettuce I have before me which represents our hopes and our dreams as we feed it to our families in place of that which is now diseased."

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Bill Clinton "Craps" On His Legacy While Visiting Mexico To Do A Speech On Salmonella

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Here is a picture of former President Bill Clinton being ravaged by the effects of salmonella on a trip to Mexico this past summer to do a speech on that very sickness. There is truth in the fact that in my exploration of a creative vision through the mystical, metaphorical power of Mexican food, I must sometimes delve into the icky world of the workings of the digestive tract. In my "Obama Taco Underwear" painting series I have chosen to do this sparingly, but I feel this image of Bill Clinton using the restroom with a sombrero atop his head to be essential. It was made this past summer during a period in which many pundits were talking of how, through his bitter comments to the media regarding Hillary losing the election, he was said to be "crapping" on his legacy by isolating many Democrats who once thought of him fondly. I personally find it potent symbolism in the history of Bill Clinton in relation to Obama, Tacos and Underwear, and it's something I may return to again at some point as I progress with the series.

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Bill Clinton And The Political Symbolism Of "Good Cheese Gone Bad"

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I like to use cheese alot in my "Obama Taco Underwear" painting series because I like how its color makes me think of the positive, radiant energy of the sun. This positive energy, of course, has a big connection to the positive, optimistic message that President Obama gives to the nation. When you see Obama up there speaking it is almost like a "radiant cheesy glow" surrounds him. It is like he is surrounded by blocks of fresh, golden yellow cheddar cheese, so tasty and rich as the cheese emits a soothing blanket of light all around our President. And no, please spare me the "cut the cheese" jokes by saying that either Obama or a member of his staff (perhaps Geithner?) is near him farting, and that this is where the "radiant cheesy glow" comes from. Hahahahaa.

This "political fart talk" actually leads me to a question and my connection here to Bill Clinton: What happens when cheese goes bad? Most people are aware of Bill Clinton's heart surgery in September of 2004, and how some analysts say it has made him cranky. It can be said that at one time when he was President, Bill Clinton may have also radiated a similar cheesy glow to Barack's. But as evidenced by his need for heart surgery, his arteries have been clogged by spending too much time exposing the nation to his cheese. Even the most delicious, tasty golden cheese goes bad. It clogs the arteries and eventually adversely affects the heart of the individual and then the heart of the nation. Perhaps this is why Hillary wasn't able to ride Bill's coat-tails quite as high as she once thought BECAUSE BILL CLINTON IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF GOOD CHEESE GONE BAD.

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