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Sunday, March 8, 2009

What Will Obama Add To The Mythology Of Mexico?

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aztec woman with golden skullNot much has been said yet about how Obama plans to handle the situation in Mexico with all the corruption and drug cartels wreaking havoc and making it a real possibility that within Obama's time as President, Mexico could indeed collapse into total anarchy. What is generally considered a second world country could quickly join the third world if measures are not taken to help Mexico rid itself of the increasing violence and corruption it has ben faced with lately. I like to interpret the world's problems through the lense of werewolves, tacos and underwear. I envision Obama riding into Mexico on wild, giant wolf under a Guacamole Moon, accompanied by an army of alien sailors in their tightie whities, offering to give Mexico a "Change In Underwear You Can Believe In" in exchange for tasty tacos. As I presented in the larger painting, "Sailor Obama Meets The Girl With The Golden Skull", soon after being elected, obama had a meeting with "The Girl With The Golden Skull," an ageless Aztec Princess who allegedly gave him advice on what to do.

In another entry I explained the idea of Latina women being so beautiful, that their faces were so lovely that only a golden skull could support such beauty. But there is also the possibility that at one time, before the arrival of Evil Cortez, these women had no faces at all! That these golden skulls were out in the open for all to see and this was just too much beauty for the poor Aztec males to bear. They became distracted from their warrior duties so the preists had to perform plastic surgery on the women, giving them faces. They stretched upon their gleaming skulls the fallen faces and scalps of their enemies to somewhat subdue the sparkle and overpowering golden glow. The beauty of a faceless golden skull was just much to behold!

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Did Aztec Women Have Golden Skulls?

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aztec woman with golden skullMy obsession with the beauty of Latina women continues as I contemplate the idea of a "Girl With A Golden Skull." Isn't it the case that there are some women who are so beautiful, that their eyes are so big and seductively sublime and their lips are so luscious and perfectly-shaped that you wonder to yourself, "Could just a REGULAR skull made of mere human bone support such a gorgeous face? Could it hold within it such rapturous, intoxicating eyeballs and be the canvas upon which such smooth, perfectly-toned skin rests upon? There was a lot of talk awhile back about "crystal skulls" due to the new Indiana Jones movie coming out but I like the idea of gold much better. Gold better relates to the Aztec and Maya myths of "cities of gold" and it leaves one to wonder if the Aztec and Mayan women actually had gold within their bodies because skeletons of mere calcium-enriched, normal human bone just doesn't seem good enough for some of these beautiful Latina babes. You don't hear about it so much but I think it is important to remember that Latin America actually has a long, rich history that stems back to the Mayan, Aztec and Inca civilizations. I mean, most people have heard of this, of course, but what I'm saying is that I think there is perhaps more to their history than those horrid images of Aztec priests cutting the hearts out of human sacrifices, which is about all you hear white folks talk about. When I think of the old Latin American civilzations I start to see soaring mystical visions of tacos, burritos and enchiladas that serve as symbols for unity in this modern day and age. Perhaps there is also something mystical about the underwear the Aztecs wore and, of course, I wonder if their women had golden skulls?

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