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Sunday, March 8, 2009

What Will Obama Add To The Mythology Of Mexico?

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aztec woman with golden skullNot much has been said yet about how Obama plans to handle the situation in Mexico with all the corruption and drug cartels wreaking havoc and making it a real possibility that within Obama's time as President, Mexico could indeed collapse into total anarchy. What is generally considered a second world country could quickly join the third world if measures are not taken to help Mexico rid itself of the increasing violence and corruption it has ben faced with lately. I like to interpret the world's problems through the lense of werewolves, tacos and underwear. I envision Obama riding into Mexico on wild, giant wolf under a Guacamole Moon, accompanied by an army of alien sailors in their tightie whities, offering to give Mexico a "Change In Underwear You Can Believe In" in exchange for tasty tacos. As I presented in the larger painting, "Sailor Obama Meets The Girl With The Golden Skull", soon after being elected, obama had a meeting with "The Girl With The Golden Skull," an ageless Aztec Princess who allegedly gave him advice on what to do.

In another entry I explained the idea of Latina women being so beautiful, that their faces were so lovely that only a golden skull could support such beauty. But there is also the possibility that at one time, before the arrival of Evil Cortez, these women had no faces at all! That these golden skulls were out in the open for all to see and this was just too much beauty for the poor Aztec males to bear. They became distracted from their warrior duties so the preists had to perform plastic surgery on the women, giving them faces. They stretched upon their gleaming skulls the fallen faces and scalps of their enemies to somewhat subdue the sparkle and overpowering golden glow. The beauty of a faceless golden skull was just much to behold!

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Saturday, March 7, 2009

The Spaceship Of Obama And How It Relates To His Birth Certificate

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obama spaceshipThe Spaceship of Obama landed in an undisclosed location on earth sometime during the 1950's before Barack Obama is said to have actually been born. There are some who say Obama is not even eligible to be President because he is not a natural-born citizen, contending that he was actually born in Indonesia or perhaps even Kenya. Little do these fools know that Obama was not even born on this PLANET and that they can harp and howl and moan all they want but it isn't going to stop the alien agenda that has had plans to put Obama in office for many hundreds of years.

It is funny to me how some actually think they can raise a stink and file their little lawsuits to actually impact Obama negatively, or that they have the audacity to think they can actually have him put out of office. Can't you see that he is protected by an alien force field? The hidden powers behind the world's ruling class laugh at you just as Moby Dick laughed at Ahab when you engage in your useless, petty efforts to stop Obama. I have seen Obama's birth certificate online and I'll admit I find it to look a little odd. But I'm also wise enough to know that I am essentially a piss-ant in this little chess game and that what I think doesn't matter. I have chosen to "get with the program" even though I realize our President is probably an extra-terrestrial. I choose to have HOPE that he is essentially a "good alien" who means us no harm and that he and his handlers have good, kind intentions for our planet. I think having this attitude is better than banging my head against the wall about things such as forged birth certificates.

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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Obama Is Probably An Alien, But It Is All Good

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obama is an alienI don't think anyone can doubt that the "Obama Phenomenon" is a strange one. Sure, perhaps it just "is what it is," Obama is just some talented dude with alot of charisma who just happens to have the middle name matching the last name of an Iraqi dictator the U.S. recently overthrew which, in the end, is one of the few justifications Republicans (and more than a few Democrats, honestly) have for the war going on over there the past 6 years, the fact that Saddam Hussein is now gone, because all of their other justifications have pretty much been shown to be a lie. Sure, Obama is just from Chicago, one of the most corrupt towns in the country. Sure, he is also from Hawaii and sure, he is also from Indonesia, a Muslim country. Yeah, he is also the first African-American President of the United States whose dad is actually FROM AFRICA. Yeah, maybe all of this just "is what it is" and there's nothing extra-terrestrial about it. There's nothing other-worldly about the fact that Obama's election to President was suddenly pretty much clinched by a "surprising" unexpected total collapse of the U.S. banking system when before then, honestly, his victory over McCain seeemd in doubt. There's nothing bizarre about the fact that we now have a leader who is more multi-national/cultural in appeal than any prior President at a time when the Democrats are in charge of EVERYTHING and the world seems more ripe and ready than ever to create that NEW WORLD ORDER the conspiracy theorists and evangelicals are always talking about. I don't think Obama is the Anti-Christ because I don't take that Revelations stuff too literally but I DO THINK he MIGHT be an alien of some sort, or at least that he might be an alien plant who has been groomed from a very early age to usher in this new era of vast change. I love Obama, though, and will continue to contend that he is a GOOD THING. I eagerly await what his alien underground bosses have in store for us and what they will have their alien accomplice in the oval office do for our country and the world in the upcoming years.

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