Hairy News and Views: Sage Rosenfels Now On The Long List Of Sputtering Mediocre Viking Quarterbacks

Oh boy, Minnesota Vikings fans! It's time to get excited because the Minnesota Vikings have acquired Sage Rosenfels! Yeah, right ! Like there was really ever a chance that the Vikings would get someone like Bret Favre or Donovan McNabb! The Sage Rosenfels era has begun and you can tell that everyone is soooo excited. I just keep cursing about what happened to Daunte Culpepper. He was the only thing that looked even close to a solid, long-term franchise QB for the Vikings since I've been a fan, and now we are back in the muck of having to watch our sputtering, impotent offense let all our talent on defense go to waste. It's like a reverse of how the Vikings were during their brief "Super Bowl window" era between '98-'00 when they had Culpepper, Moss, Carter and Robert Smith at running back combining for an explosive, record-breaking offense. Of course, back then it was the DEFENSE that stunk. Yeah, GET YOUR POPCORN READY!! I just can't wait to watch the glorious competition in training camp between Rosenfels and Tarvaris Jackson! Hahahaha. I'm also a big Indianapolis Colts fan and the first thing I thought of when I heard this Rosenfels news was that bone-headed play he made as the Texans' QB when he fumbled the ball last year and gave Indy a win they probably didn't deserve.